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It called “A Bird in Hand”

See, a bird in hand is worth two in the bush. 

So, future money is called “Two Birds in the Bush,” and present money is called, “A Bird in Hand.”

Meanness is in my genetic code. It’s in the nature of chimps to throw poo at offensive persons.

If you can evaluate who is mean in this scenario, then you will know who’s truly mean and why.

A restaurateur serves various meals to his patrons. On the surface, most of his food seems edible, but unknown to most of his patrons he often laces the fare with batshit. Some of the patrons eat this food, without complaint, seemingly unaware of the special ingredient; others murmur about it but don’t really complain.

A chimp comes into the restaurant, and the maitre dee serves her a meal laced with the special ingredient. The chimp has a superior olfactory nervous system and immediately recognizes the special ingredient and throws the laced food at the restaurateur. 

A patron in the restaurant asks the chimp why she is so mean. 

The chimp says, “I throw batshit-laced food at one person--the same person who serves it to hundreds.  Who is mean?”

Now for an advanced theory: What is the half-life of a Blarney Brain? 

This is a very complex theory, because the decay rate isn’t constant, and the diaphanous molecular structure phases between alternate universes. Some of these alternate universe realities intersect with this one. The intersections produce quantum effects, which are identifiable as quantum variants of the virulent Contagious Dumbness Disease (CDD), Batshit-Stupidity (BS), and Moronic Idiot disorder(MID).

The above three posts represent generalized examples of these three variants. 

I leave it to the reader to  determine which belongs to whom.

The editing label depicting LaTex is a misnomer. This forum doesn’t use LaTeX . It uses TeX

Despite the French sounding name, the “La” in LaTex (probably) comes from (Leslie B. Lamport), the initial developer who wrote advanced scripted algorithms that augmented Donald Knuth’s TeX typesetting program to a more advanced markup and layout program used for publishing.

Translating LaTex into TeX, requires only a slightly higher intelligence than the machine you are using. 

\(\text{Find } a+b+c, \text{given that } x+y\neq -1 \\ \text{ and }\\ \begin{align*} ax+by+c&=x+7,\\ a+bx+cy&=2x+6y,\\ ay+b+cx&=4x+y. \end{align*} \)

GA

Questions become dim when they have negative points.

You know, blarney master, you really should cut it off, short --just use initials for your name. BM, seems more apropos, anyway. 

“Simi” is used if the root word is Latin based; “Himi” is used if the word is Greek based.

“Dimi” is used if the word came in to use when the English were adopting words from the French.

One of Chimp Stuart’s (Lancelot Link’s professional translator) favorite words covers all the bases:   hemidemisemiquaver—a 64th note. 

Source:  (Note the author’s post has a “Naus-like” troll overtone in his writing style and vocabulary)

You are NOT the Blarney Banker. You are a Blarney Master, though –a close kin to The Puppet Master.  

This is not very rigorous mathematically, but it seems to work !

No kidding?

This is not very rigorous etymologically, either.

So, the presumed age of the 5 girls could be: