TitaniumRome

alt. ego, you shouldve saved that question for me at least!

now im as mad as ever, how dare you CIA Agent mess with me, the greatest villain the school has ever seen!

my alternative ego, what do you want? trying to take the spotlight away from me? you see, im too busy taking over the world that i simply dont have time for you to **** around my place, you can go off and do your dumb cia stuff, being a villain is way better than being a cia agent

Happy birthday Jillybean 

actually cross off birthday and replace it with Royal Birthday

sorry if it took a long time, but Royality just shipped something special to Camelot

It is:

CARAMEL CAPPUCINO ROYALE CUPCAKES, from our great chef back at Bakers Royale

best part: they can multiply to have even more cupcakes, and the process only takes a few seconds

it can multiply up to 6^9 power

oh yea, and something else also landed with the package:

The Trojan Horse! And you know what happens:

A Royal Ambush Invasion!

The fun in life would be when i become the adult generation and you become the elderly generation, while youd be too tired to do anything, ill go out and cause chaos and most likely rule the world

actually, ruling the world has gotten boring, i am not as happy as i was before

but i dont want to give up all my land

Wait, theres a reset button, lets press it

*presses reset button

*lands at Isle Del Royale

yes, this is Royality back when it was just a tiny island.

something tells me this is gonna be fun 😈😈😈

time to destroy noobs...the noob way!

typical moms, eh? yea i know how this adult generation works, always complaining about how this teenage generation is so lazy and we spend too much time on the internet
only teens can understand other teens, so we feel you everytime anyone from this adult generation or the elderly torutre you

Alright, lets attack already before the admins interrupt the server for a maintenance 

*pays the 1,000 gold required to attack

*barrages sydneys boom cannons and shock launchers

*uses artilery to set off boom mines and mines 

*deploys landing craft of riflemen and places flare spell at the machine guns

*deploys 2 more landing crafts, holding heavys and zookas to back up the riflemen

*drops a shock bomb at the rocket launchers

*deploys 3 more landing crafts, this time containing Medics, Grenaiders, and Tanks

*grenadiers attack the flamethrowers, and prototype sydney weapons, while being backed up by the tanks

*Australlian Military comes and does a desperate attempt to stop the Royal Military

*Australlian army is a lot more advanced though, taking out my tanks and medics right away

alright, time to deploy a new spell, mwahaha

*deploys the tsunami weather spell, starts a tsunami that destroys much of sydney, qlthough working, is also k*****g my zookas and heavys

*deploys smoke screen spell at my remaining troops

alright, army is way too advanced

time for EVERYTHING to burn!

*deploys last few landing crafts of mass-scorchers and deploys critters 

*scorchers and critters begin igniting many buildings, advance to the Castle

*deploys anomaly hog riders and royal heroes to attack the castle 

*castle gets destroyed, Australlian army retreats rather than surrender, hides underground

haha, australlia. And the whole wide world is ours!

*operation australi-doom over, operation was a success

*we spot melody, appearing as a young woman who looked like she just got out of adolescence, carrying a rifle and tried attacking, but the royal heroes caught her

melody, for now on Australlia is under Royal Control! You have 2 choices: 1: stay out of this and enjoy royal luxury or 2: protest and prepare to be executed. Which one will it be?

Yea 18s a lot, interesting history, youre always known as the person with short term password memory loss

cross of i wish, and replace it with i rule

Its a sin to confess you stole

so, the question is:

what happens to paul?

answer: he will die, He will be sent so the greek Minotaur can consume him!

Wow, ive lost track jillybean on on how many im back posts youve written.

anyways, welcome back to not the forums, but the realm now 😈😈😈

i rule the forums now

Operation Africa: Success

I wouldnt say that melody, 

*after hours of scouting the map of sydney

Me:Professor, lets make another prototype. Theyre strong in numbers

professor: im afraid we cannot, however, we can make a new line up of Troops! We shall no longer experiment with Clash Of Clans troops, its time we go to Boom Beach.

me: alright

*after many hours of experimenting with boom beach

me: yes! Our Boom Beach Army is finally complete! Sydney, say hello to:

RifleMen (carry rifle, strong in numbers)

Heavys (carry mini machine gun, used as a take a hit troop)

Zookas (carry bazookas to shoot and cause much damage to buildings in a long range)

Warriors (carrys a Thor's hammer, which heals the warrior with every swing, causes much damage)

Tanks 2.0 (similar to the zooka, but more damage and way more health)

Medics 2.0 (ones that run in the battle field and does splash heal within a radius)

now that, were just getting started

we have 2 of the most op troops in the game:

Grenadier (shoots gernades that do splash damage, but inaccurate)

now, for the star of the show:

Scorcher (3.0 version of the tank, no driver, and all it does is BURN EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING MUST BURN!, just like in closing stores they say everything must go)

now lets bring some new spells and artilery...from a GUNBOAT!!

Artillery (does major damage in accurate range, only one shot per placement)

Flare Spell (guides troops to where you want them to go, especially when attacking an unnecessary building)

Heal Spell 2.0 aka the MedKit (does more healing, but in less time)

Shock Bomb (shocks anything within its radius, like the Shock Launcher but for offense)

Barrage (shoots multiple artilery, like the grenadier, does splash damage, but inaccurate)

Smoke Screen Spell (smokes my troops so your defenses melody cant see them, but troops cannot fire or be fired)

Last but not least:

Critters! (Robotic troops that can do some real damage and have decent health, however they cannot follow the flare spell or be healed by the medkit to balance the game)

aleight, since Sydney is located in the ocean, we will launch the attack

get ready to be Royaled, Australi-DOOM!